A Theater Near You

Ep.21 – Rocky Marathon

11 hours of Rocky movies in one day

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This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, Kris, and special guest Greg  made the frankly absurd decision to watch all 6 Rocky movies in one day. Did they exceed the daily recommended dose of Balboa? Absolutely. But how was the experience? Let’s find out!                       

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Ep.20 – Quick Change

The Most Forgettable Clown Themed Bank Robbery Ever

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris checked out the 1990 Bill Murray vehicle Quick Change. How does it hold up after all these years? Have any of them tried to rob a bank dressed as a clown? Let’s find out!                       

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Ep.19 – Pitch Perfect

Absurdly awesome acapella

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris went to the theater together to celebrate the anniversary of their P pick, Pitch Perfect. It was totally planned that way! What did they learn about the cutthroat world of acapella? What does Sean think about the Queen? Let’s find out!                      

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Ep.18 – Office Space

Damn it feels good to be a gansta

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This time in A Theater Near You, Sean Paul and Kris go with Kris’s pick for the letter O which is the comedy classic Office Space. It’s a movie that defined a generation of workers, and really hates printers. Does it hold up? Is doing nothing everything it could be? Find out now!

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Ep.17 – The Natural

An inspirational sports movie classic that gets unexpectedly weird

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This time in A Theater Near You, Sean Paul and Kris go with Paul’s pick for the letter N with The Natural. It’s a baseball movie classic that has some really strange stuff going on in it. Does it hold up? What does Paul really know about Cool Runnings? How dry is Kris’s basement? Find out now!

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Ep.16 – Masters of the Universe

These Aren't the Masters You're Looking For

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This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul and Kris travel through the dimensions to watch Masters of the Universe, a movie that was made on purpose. Like so many other films based on existing properties that take place in fantastic worlds that people would love to see in live action, Masters of the Universe takes our heroes away from that world and brings them into ours, because of reasons. Does it hold up? Was it ever good to begin with? Let’s find out!

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Ep.15 – Lawnmower Man

A movie that could have used way more monkey

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean Paul and Kris dive into The Lawnmower Man, a bizarre piece of cinematic history that Stephen King sued twice to have his name removed from. Is it somehow worse than King Solomon’s Mines? Just how long was this movie supposed to be? Why wasn’t there considerably more monkey? Let’s find out! Useful Links

Ep.14 – King Solomon's Mines

It's like Indiana Jones, but awful!

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean Paul and Kris take a look at the 1985 “classic” King Solomon’s Mines, which shamelessly rips off Indiana Jones, even though the novels it was based on are what inspired Indiana Jones in the first place. It’s chock full of terrible acting, blatant racism, and a lot of explosions. But was it fun to watch? Let’s find out!

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Ep.13 – Jaws

We're gonna need a bigger boat!

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean and Paul discuss Jaws with Kris, who has somehow never seen it before now. Did it live up to the hype, or did it fail to make a splash? Useful Links

Ep.12 – Innerspace

Dennis Quaid inside Martin Short?

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris discuss their letter I pick, Innerspace. It’s the tale of a tiny Dennis Quaid stuck inside a goofball Martin Short, and hijinks ensue. It’s also VERY 1980’s. Plus, the state of hoarding among our hosts, a deep dive into the creation of Girl Scout Cookies, and more!

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