A Theater Near You

Ep.29 – Young Einstein

A (Yahoo) Seriously bad movie

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris endured the Yahoo Serious vehicle Young Einstein. How many apples were in this movie? Let’s find out. 

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Ep.28 – Fast X

It's all about family... and suspension of disbelief

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris go see Fast X together. Paul’s a huge fan, Kris watched them all 15 minutes at a time on a dare, and Sean’s never seen any of them before. So, what did they all think? Let’s find out! 

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Ep.27 – XXX

The OTHER Vin Diesel vehicle

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, coming off their recent Fast & Furious marathon, naturally the pick for the letter X was the other Vin Diesel vehicle XXX. But is it any good, even ironically? Let's find out.                           

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Ep.26 – Weekend at Bernie's II

Bernie's back, and he's still dead!

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This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch Weekend at Bernie’s II. Are dancing corpses with voodoo curses truly the pinnacle of comedy? Let’s find out.                          

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Ep.25 – Violent Night

It's Christmas in March?!?

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch Violent Night. It may be March, but the holiday spirit is still in the air, but is that necessarily a good thing? And what happens when you watch every Fast & Furious movie 15 minutes at a time? Let’s find out!

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Ep.24 – The Untouchables

Possibly the best movie ever where Sean Connery eats a sausage

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch The Untouchables. A movie where a small child explodes, a dude gets beat to death with a baseball bat, Kevin Costner plays Kevin Costner, and Sean Connery eats a sausage like an apple.                         

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Ep.23 – The Thing

I hope you like oatmeal

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch the 1982 sci-fi horror classic The Thing. Kris had never seen this one, nor is he a fan of horror movies. So did they all enjoy themselves, or did they just skip it and eat a nice bowl of Quaker Oats? Listen to this thing and find out!                         

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Ep.22 – Surf Ninjas

Kwansu, dudes!

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This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris watch the cinematic masterpiece that is Surf Ninjas. There’s surfing, ninjas, Leslie Neilson as a cybernetic warlord, a 30 year old Rob Schneider attempting to pass for a high school student, and the assertion that money can’t buy knives. Enjoy.                         

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Ep.21 – Rocky Marathon

11 hours of Rocky movies in one day

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This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, Kris, and special guest Greg  made the frankly absurd decision to watch all 6 Rocky movies in one day. Did they exceed the daily recommended dose of Balboa? Absolutely. But how was the experience? Let’s find out!                       

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Ep.20 – Quick Change

The Most Forgettable Clown Themed Bank Robbery Ever

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Sean, Paul, and Kris checked out the 1990 Bill Murray vehicle Quick Change. How does it hold up after all these years? Have any of them tried to rob a bank dressed as a clown? Let’s find out!                       

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