A Theater Near You

Ep.38 – F/X 2

Solving murders with a robotic clown. What could be bad?

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team entered the world of crime solving special effects with F/X 2! Was Brian Dennehy’s performance electric enough to justify it taking 40 minutes for him to even show up? Does the sequel live up to the lofty standards set by the original? What the heck is going on with that robot clown? Let’s find out!     

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Ep.37 – Ewoks: The Battle for Endor

Eat your oatmeal, kids

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team travelled to the galaxy far, far away to watch Ewoks: The Battle for Endor starring Wilfred Brimley. What strange and wonderful new Star Wars lore did they learn about? Just how many Brimley buffalo shots were there? Let’s find out!     

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Ep.36 – Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

Goofy and good? Who knew?

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team tackled the latest Dungeons & Dragons movie, which was far more silly and entertaining than expected. Also, sorry for all the coughing.    

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Ep.35 – 2023 Christmas Special

Let's talk Christmas movies!

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This time in A Theater Near You, Paul was unfortunately out sick, so Sean and Kris were joined by Karen from This week’s Episode to talk about some of their favorite Christmas movies. Useful Links

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Ep.34 – Caddyshack II

Can this sequel possibly be as bad as its reputation suggests?

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris watch Caddyshack II, a sequel with an absolutely dreadful reputation. But is it as bad as they say?  

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Ep.33 – Big Trouble in Little China

Oh, there's big trouble alright!

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris watch Sean’s favorite movie of all time, Big Trouble in Little China. Has this cult classic stood the test of time, or is there indeed big trouble on the horizon? Let’s find out.   

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Ep.32 – Asteroid City

Maybe Not Anderson's Finest Work

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris watch the Wes Andreson movie Asteroid City. Sean’s never been a fan of Anderson’s films, but will this weird story about… something… turn him around?

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Ep.31 – 2001: A Space Odyssey

Does this sci-fi classic stand the test of time?

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This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris tackle the sci-fi classic 2001: A Space Odyssey. It's one of the most important science fiction movies ever created, and a favorite of Stanley Kubrick fans, but is it any fun to watch? Just how long does an establishing need to be? What the heck is up with that floating rectangle? Did we all turn into giant space babies? Let’s find out. Plus, in an effort to avoid talking about this movie for as long as possible, the guys talk about the recent strikes in Hollywood, the joys of the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, what they've all been watching on TV lately, and a whole lot more.

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Ep.30 – Zapped!

Scott Baio, you are no Rob Schneider

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This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris experienced Zapped!, the worst possible prequel to Who’s the Boss imaginable. How many sexual assault crimes were committed in this movie? Let’s find out. 

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Ep.29 – Young Einstein

A (Yahoo) Seriously bad movie

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, Paul, Sean, and Kris endured the Yahoo Serious vehicle Young Einstein. How many apples were in this movie? Let’s find out. 

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