A Theater Near You

A Theater Near You Episode 54: Valley Girl

That's some very specific chest hair

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team tackles Valley Girl for the letter V. This was Paul’s pick, and he regretted it almost immediately because it’s… not good. But apparently the musical remake is? What’s going on with Cage’s weird chest hair? Why was he hiding in the bathroom listening to people pee? Why did any of this happen? 

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A Theater Near You Episode 53: Unstoppable

Runaway train, never comin' back

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team tackles Unstoppable for the letter U. Why? Because Kris has excellent taste in movies, that’s why! It’s a movie about Denzel Washington and Chris Pine trying to stop a runaway train while Rosario Dawson looks on from a distance, and it’s all VERY serious. There was also a lot of talk about muppets. Enjoy! PS. We did something different with Sean’s audio. It did NOT work. We’re sorry. 

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A Theater Near You Episode 52: Tombstone

The definitive Wyatt Earp movie

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team Tombstone, the best movie about Wyatt Earp ever made. Does this immensely quotable movie still hold up? Of course it does! But was this Val Kilmer’s best performance ever? Was this the biggest Oscar snub in history? Let’s find out! Plus, Sean doesn’t care much for Twisters, Paul goes against the grain with Daredevil: Born Again, and preparations begin for Final Destination!  

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A Theater Near You Episode 51: The Search for One-Eye Jimmy

An odd mocumentary that almost gets it right.

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched The Search for One-Eye Jimmy, a mocumentary starring a surprising number of talented people that comes really close to being great. Was it still worth the watch? Let’s find out!     

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A Theater Near You Episode 50: Road House Double Feature

Pain Don't Hurt, and Neither Do These Movies!

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched a double feature of Road House and Road House, followed by dinner at Texas Road House! How did it all go? Let’s find out!     

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A Theater Near You Episode 49: Quigley Down Under

When a western goes a little too far west

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched Quigley Down Under, a movie where Tom Selelck plays a cowboy in Australia, with some wildly inconsistent tones. And a really cool sniper rifle! Enjoy!       

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A Theater Near You Episode 48: Paint

Bob Ross was a weird guy, and this movie is even weirder

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched Paint, a movie about a Bob Ross-like character that does a lot of weird stuff, and then there’s a fire. Enjoy!       

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A Theater Near You Episode 47: Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls

It's exactly as weird as you think

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls, an intensely bizarre movie that might be… brilliant?      

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Ep.46 – A Theater Near You Episode 46: The Naked Gun

It's Enrico Palazzo!

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched The Naked Gun, a 1988 Leslie Neilsen classic comedy that still brings the laughs today.       

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Ep.45 – A Theater Near You Episode 45: Modern Problems

Well, if you liked Zapped, you might like this one…

Show Notes This time in A Theater Near You, the team watched Modern Problems, a 1981 Chevy Chase vehicle that’s so utterly miserable it’s almost hard to believe it’s real.       

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